ailuroidea:

i probably am (2013)

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years

vizionair:

Boobs are like the sun, you can only glance for a few seconds unless you have sun glasses on then you can stare.

omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

(Source: extralargevagina)

americangentility:

Some of my preferred Great Gatsby Cover Art

(Source: j0hhnn)

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

(Source: yilk)

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

tractions:

luxured:

lostkiss:

wistfuhl:

klass-my-ass:

Lana’s transparent signature. Don’t change the source!x

q’d spring breakin it (feel free to delete)

Best thing ever

☆

(via

TumbleOn)

(Source: eau-so-bambi)

kid-b:

i know you shouldnt judge people based on their music taste but the truth is that 99% of the time it works

pr0blemchild:

Is it appropriate to go to sleep now or

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff